[Thats what i found out soon after i came to college, one of the major discoveries in a progressive cosmopolitan campus notwithstanding, it also gave me perspective on why it was hard to find water in the average redneck kitchen.
" "C'mon dude lets grab a couple of beers" is probably one of the most frequently used phrases everyday around the world. The funny thing is its never a couple, its just one of those false promises that you use everyday- " im gonna brush my teeth before i sleep", just something u say to get the moment over with. Nyways the thing is, even after a ridiculously large amount of the stuff has settled comfortably in you, & you are only short by a week's worth of food money( beer's same price as alcohol over here) it doesn't do anything to you. There's got to be a point over drinking right? i mean when you are growing up you see people around you drinking the stuff all the time and naturally you get curious and they are all like " you cant drink beer!! you are too young!!" and then theres the t-shirts....
" fuck fear- drink beer!!" .... " save water- drink beer"
proudly portraying the wonder drink to be something that you had to experience for yourself.
All this just gets your hopes up man... what im getting at here is that i am not a beer lover...i do not find a reason to buy and drink the stuff...but then again i do not find reason in a lot of things ...
like the jay leno show...or britney spears or cheezy poofs...
i swear im not high..
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ok agreed... then what is it ?
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