Can you manage management?

Its been a long time since my last post and ive gone through a lot of changes...hair transplant..breast reduction surgery...butt slim from the friendly neighborhood crack doctor...is how beyonces new blog reads.. i however am going to start a little differently

lets talk about management education...

MBA schools are known for their amazing environment right?
anybody ever wonder why the premier institutes in India are located in such far off places? All of the iims are in places which require you to have your own means of transportation...its like i am going to build a campus in the middle of nowhwere...then im going to put the best minds of the country in it and see if they survive there without complaining...management lesson1...

what this does is in true Indian chaprasi style it encourages other institutes to set up their campuses in even more remote places! This poor idiot is currently in the pincode region of pune
( emphasis on pincode region and not "city of pune") where i had to go 120 kms to get a mobile sim card connection that would not give up on me within 2 days..

Weather is nice here...if you are a giant alligator from the florida everglades that is..i've got enough mud on my clothes to give up on thoughts about washing them...the image of a loin cloth clad Tarzan is pretty appealing right now...i kid you not. I mean that is a form of going back to nature right? Tarzan did bump into and subsequently knock over a few trees in his time, which is kind of against the tree huggers standard rulebook but nobody cared.. So am i allowed to take my SUV inside campus and run over a few people? ( eyes glinting with happiness right now) probably not..

lots more to look forward to...the loving people who show up with the big sticks in the middle of the night cause sound of your studying disturbs them...the friendly farm animals all around going about their daily life in blissfull oblivion ....Orsons farm revisited..

This could go on for a long time ...a fact i realised after sitting down for 2 hrs with this bogus post...while intermittently surfing " how to make organic tea" websites...this obviously was a result of an even greater bout of self loathing than ever before but ultimately cost me 2 precious hours...gotta go...have a class! on sunday!!

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